Trance Adams: Man of Mystery: (A satire) (Trance Adams, Protector Series Book 1)

When they gave him the most powerful weapon in the universe, that was just the start of his problems! Trance Adams is in a lot of trouble. Sure he had wished for an adventure. Sure, he had dreamed of mystery and intrigue. But now, he is millions of light years from home, fighting a battle he has no hope in winning. He’s outnumbered and outgunned, surrounded on all sides by the largest army the universe has ever seen. His only hope is the weapon he holds in his hand. It contains more power than the sun and can grant him nearly any wish his heart desires. Unfortunately, it’s sarcastic, annoying, and has a tendency to bet against him…