How to Get Rich through Time Travel

– Are you TIRED of your boring, workaday life?
– Are you FED UP with seeing your bank account shrink from “not much” to “never enough” month after month after month?
– Would you like to GET OUT, have ADVENTURES, and make all your wishes come true?

YOU NEED MAD DOG ARKIN!

Johnathan “Mad Dog” Arkin will show you how YOU can get started NOW on the road to WEALTH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS through the mysterious science of TIME TRAVEL!

– Want to hunt the elusive LOCH NESS MONSTER? You can!
– Would you like to become a fierce SAMURAI? You will!
– Why not fall in love with a beautiful French countess and defend her honor with a sword? You might!
– How about becoming an ancient desert kingdom’s god-king? You can try!

Mad Dog Arkin will show you how to do it ALL! Order today, and we’ll even throw in some of the best kept behind-the-scenes secrets of those globetrotting time travelers, the MERCATORI EX TEMPUS (who don’t exist—Sssssh!)
And if that isn’t enough, we’ll throw in guest appearances by LEONARDO DAVINCI, GENGHIS KHAN, and THE BUDDHA as a free gift!

So what are you waiting for? Get on the path TODAY to GET RICH THROUGH TIME TRAVEL! You’ll be glad you did!